BoxTorrents! Gotta Download Em All!

I have WAY too much time on my hands.  I blame people on IRC entirely for encouraging me.  -Points at Ayukawa and TCLe-

I wanna be a Staff member,
Like noone ever was.
Stat hackers are my real test,
Trolling IRC is my cause.
I will travel across the site,
Banning far and wide.
Teaching members to understand,
The power of the ban!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nyaaaaaaaaaaa!

Every torrent adoption along the way,
With dismay I will face.
I will bitch about users every day,
And put them in their place.
Laugh at them with me ~ The time is right,
Go Go! Staff Team!
Arm in arm, we’ll clean up the site,
Quality is our dream!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nya!