Our idiot of the week

Came by this lovely one-post wonder today.
His first post goes like this:

YES! Omg! Its Nate! Haha anywho hi, I just fount out about this place to download anime and stuuf, and yes i do seed (when im sleeping ^^) ANyways Umm I like anime like Trigun, Desert Punk, Gundam series ( older the better ), Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Coyboy BeBop and of course Astroboy, and any anime/ manga that has somthing to do with a desert world or post apocolypic thing (sand land) Soo if ya know any hit me up!!

*insert gigantic retarded image here*

Now, there’s nothing wrong with that, is there? Apart from the fact that it was posted IN THE ANIME DISCUSSION SECTION.

Now, if you had any capacity for logical reasoning, why on earth would you make an introduction thread for yourself in the forum section dedicated to ANIME discussion?

Must be something in the water.

I locked the thread, pointing out the user’s epic fail, and… guess what? He reports my post, calling me a douche (or as his poor, undeveloped brain attempted to spell it, ‘douce’).

Shortest. Forum. Life. Ever.

EDIT: I should also point out that his tracker life was equally as short. Having a ratio <0.2 is not good for you.