LOLOLOL

We made a news post asking for new staff, and this gem came along:

iwant’ but i can’t becuz of two reason, first i finish all of my account once in other forum for activity , i become activest member, but even i lost the eve of that , cuz i finish up my account 1~2 day before that day , and i had no net for long ,
2 . i’m not familar with your offering system !
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can u active quick reply system , (if your forum have such thing)

Chiya’s response:

* Chiyachan blinks.

Could someone translate that for me?

Epic win. What say we give this guy a special award?