psyren’s compositions (please have tissues and a bucket handy)

This year, I’ve been doing a composition unit as an elective.

These are some of the things I’ve written.

The tissues are to absorb the blood which will undoubtedly spurt from your ears, and the bucket is in case you feel the need to vomit.

Enjoy.

In no particular order:

Prelude and Fugue – bitonality. Blegh.

Glass Reich – minimalism.

Ehinu – some of you may recognise the main theme as the violin/viola/whatever solo from ‘Binkan na Fuukei’, the image song from sola.

Tangle – my newest piece. Please note that it doesn’t play the opening cadenza in the 1st violin part correctly, but otherwise, it’s fine.

Management Updates! #3

Long Live Chan

[21:13] * Jarudin is now known as Jarudin-chan

After a long and tedious war, the chan army have slayed the world and converted Jarudin to our own.
YES! We have won!
Our armies are victorious! With so few casualties too.

We even have 21 chan army members active and willing to fight for truth, justice, and the 3 free lolis, the babybear and kristen doll and some cookies…

We are formidable and scary. And slightly pedophile, but that’s not the issue.

Since we claim total victory, the update of usernames IS going ahead. There is no denial of this now. We hope to get the site up and running again as soon as possible.

Management Issues

As you’ve noticed, there’s been quite a bit of downtime today. We’re truly sorry about this but we’ll have the site back up and running shortly.

The truth of the matter is that the staff (namely myself) have had a falling out with Jarudin.
Over the past few months, I’ve been persuading staff to adopt the ‘chan’ suffix in their IRC usernames. In most, the staff have complied.
Xiochan, Maluchan, Dukichan, etc.
Jarudin however refuses to comply.

What he said:

Chiyachan, I refuse to change my name to Jaruchan. I like it how it is currently. I don’t see any real reason to rename it to please you.

–Jarudin–

It upsets me greatly, but I think that standardisation of names is important for a community this large, so this change which is taking place will solve many problems.

With the help of Dubkatz and Force, we’ve disabled the entire site while we edit the entire user database to add the word, “chan” to all usernames. Jarudin has also been demoted to mod status for lack of complying.

We are the Chan.
Prepare to be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.

In other words, we hope to be online again soon.
<3
Chiya.

For more information, contact me on IRC.

Update: Server is back up and running