#boxtorrents yuri fanfic

Written by… none other than the Chihiro Goddess again 🙂
(and edited by kureshii :P)

04:20:03< Kristen> Fanfic is easy
04:20:17< Kristen> Do Mio as a lesbian with mugi
04:20:25< Kristen> Auto-DL
04:24:08< Kristen> Well, you see, Mio is having a sleepover with Mugi
04:24:24< Kristen> They come back after band practive, so they’re all sweaty
04:24:37< Kristen> Mugi goes to take a shower without telling Mio
04:24:56< Kristen> Mio sits around wondering what happened wih Mugi
04:25:19< Kristen> Eventually, she can’t stand her stench and goes into the shower room
04:25:36< Kristen> She comes in to find a naked Mugi
04:25:51< Kristen> Mugi, since she’s showering
04:26:16< Kristen> Mio is at first embarressed, but Mugi assure her its alright
04:26:20< Kristen> A good 50 times
04:26:34< Kristen> Mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah,
04:26:36< Kristen> Like that
04:27:13< Kristen> And then tells Mio to shower with her, it’ll save time and then they can pactice more
04:27:36< Kristen> Mio is a bit embarressed but strips down and joins in
04:27:44< Kristen> Mugi starts washing Mio’s body
04:27:58< Kristen> And spends extra time on the breasts
04:28:22< Kristen> Then she realizes that Mio is unshave and says “Oh, I’ll fix that”
04:28:45< Kristen> Mio is against it, but Mugi insists and shaves Mio’s private place
04:28:54< Kristen> And lets her finger slide in
04:29:09< Kristen> Mio breaks down and says she wants it
04:29:16< Kristen> -Enter yuri sex scene-

At this point, the story would have ended… but in consideration of potential readers, we just had to request a follow-up!

04:29:51< Kristen> And then they get dressed, lay down in the same bed, kiss, and go to sleep
04:29:32<%kureshii> aww, you dropped out at the key part :\
04:29:53<%kureshii> was hoping to put up logs as a kristen fanfic >_>
04:30:03< Kristen> Heh, you wanted the yuri sex?
04:30:10< Kristen> That’s the same as usual
04:30:14<%kureshii> Nope, I jsut want to put it on Bxt Blog 😀
04:31:53<%kureshii> Next blog post: quickie fanfic story from chihiro goddess
04:32:00 * kureshii starts counting *fapfapfap* comments

–PART 2–

04:30:16< Kristen> Mugi rubs Mio, mio moans
04:30:26< Kristen> Mugi begs for it harder
04:30:30< Kristen> *Mio
04:30:47< Kristen> Mugi stops and bends down
04:30:59< Kristen> Mugi inserts he tongue in and licks
04:31:02< Kristen> *her
04:31:22< Kristen> Mio falls down onto the ground
04:31:40< Kristen> Mugi asks if she’s alright, and Mio says she’s about to explode
04:31:53< Kristen> Mugi licks some more, Mio cums all over the place
04:32:09< Kristen> Then they reverse roles
04:32:19< Kristen> Mio goes vag to vag on her
04:32:44< Kristen> They both start shaking from pleasure
04:32:48< Kristen> Screaming ensues
04:33:17< Kristen> And then they cum again at the same time
04:33:22< Kristen> The floor is all wet
04:33:48< Kristen> Girl squirts = Awesome
04:33:48< Kristen> XD
04:34:00< Kristen> I’m bad at the yuri sex scenes
04:34:23< Kristen> I’m just good at the suggesting of what is going to happen
04:34:25< Kristen> XD
04:35:09< Kristen> Sure, Chiya can fill in the h-scene
04:35:22< Kristen> Well, they then go out of it
04:35:28< Kristen> Get dressed, go to bed
04:35:32< Kristen> Kiss each other
04:36:04< Kristen> And then lay awake. Finally, Mio says “I’m not done”, and Mugi agrees
04:36:16< Kristen> So they go ahead and masturbate together
04:36:19< Kristen> And that’s where it ends
04:36:24< Kristen> With them masturbaing
04:36:25< Kristen> XD

If you’re lucky, Chiya will follow this up with more elaboration >_>

Speaking of Lying

Hi there, my upload was at over 300GB a week ago. Recently it has been changed to 23.77GB. I was thinking it might be a system error.

Thanks

Since that question has been answered by another staff member already I didn’t give a reply, but if I did it would probably be along the lines of “Well, your download was at over 1.5TB a week ago too, so there’s no change to your ratio anyway. Seed more. And stop multi-accounting.”

Win is win

From the logs of #box-support (edited for privacy, brevity and to remove posts from annoying side characters). We don’t usually post stories from the IRC support channel, but this was just too funny to pass up.

Spelling and grammar have not been edited, but before you start harping on the low standards of language used, remember that this exchange occurred on IRC and nobody cares much about that stuff.

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Moderating as therapy

A quick post while on a coffee break; I don’t know if anyone else feels (or is crazy enough to feel) the same way, but I do find moderating quite therapeutic.

On a good day you see good offers waiting to be granted (though some, for various reasons, might not be granted immediately), torrent reports coming in for torrents that need fixing, comment reports and all sorts of reports waiting to be resolved. When the system runs smoothly, the reports that come in are sensible and well-written, and you get a real sense of progress fixing stuff up, improving descriptions, making changes to the Wiki (yeah, it is constantly being changed even if nobody notices T_T) and taking care of adoptions. Yeah, it’s easy to get high on moderating.

Then there are days when users just refuse to make your job easier, insist on asking questions that have been asked countless times (and hence have been answered in the FAQ), or generally just make things difficult, whether intentionally or unintentionally (sample question asked in help form: “how do i put up a display picture?”. It’s a legitimate question, but also one that could easily have been self-resolved if one could be bothered to explore the settings page).

On those days, you erase your memory and start afresh the next day 🙂

Question of the Week

A little early into the week to be picking a winner, but I sure hope we don’t actually get a new winner by the end of this week >_>

how can i upload a torrent on this tracker?????

Sigh… I dunno. Is a site without the text UPLOAD in honking <h1> tags linked to the upload page too difficult to navigate? Is it really too much effort to browse around and figure out how things work here, or to just read the FAQ?

[edit] We might have a runner-up candidate for question of the week.

Caught by the server: upload.php: ” | ‘Naruto English Dubbed 1-209.torrent’ Couldn’t create a temporary file, most likely your file is too big. Try increasing the piece size.

At least he/she knows how to make an offer 🙂

Trying

I generally try to be a nice guy, in real life or when moderating. Everyone’s been in a newbie’s shoes before, and I’m one of those who believe that what goes around comes around.

But once in awhile, a particular question appears in modhelp. The kind of question you look at and wish you hadn’t seen. The kind of question you wish someone else would answer so you don’t have to. And looking through my collection of images I found one of those questions.

howdoidownlodeanimes

I can’t remember what our reply to him was, and I can’t remember who handled that question either, but I sure am glad that it is now covered in the miraculous FAQ 😀

FLAC Corruption

Ughh… so recently I just found out that one of the FLAC torrents on BxT has MD5 mismatch, indicating FLAC field corruption. That got me worried about my FLACs so I went to check on them, and a few came up with similar issues as well >_<

Now I’m trying to fix them, and trying to come up with a system for keeping some parity data around for each album, just in case. Anyone has a similar system/setup for preventing file corruption?

[edit] Most of them are fixed now 🙂

Metal Gear Box

So, what happens when the InternetsTM is finally under lock-and-key and no one can download or upload anything without an IP being traced by 10 different monitoring agencies?

Random Idea #23
1. Build Metal Gear Rex
2. Modify it to deliver payloads consisting of hard drives and DVDs
3. Run and gun!

Enjoy your tracking-free copyright-infringing weapons delivery platform 😀