Quick translation guide for those wondering what the various terms you see in support chat logs mean.
my brother – person’s brother who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my roommate – person’s roommate who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my boy/girlfriend – person’s boy/girlfriend who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
problem with account – problem with seeding and ratio management
tracker error screwed up my stats – hacked client changed my stats
I don’t know how this might have happened – If I pretend to be stupid and ignorant hopefully you’ll be just as stupid and ignorant
how do I seed if I can’t download? – I didn’t read the wiki.
Anyway, those of you with technical concerns not related to ratio, feel free to drop by with your questions 🙂
We’ll take those of you with ratio problems, too, because it gives us a chance to snicker at you in the staff channel.
Since y’all aren’t supposed to be hanging out in #support, though, I suppose you miss most of this fun. When the quarter ends (and I finish a few other things >.>), perhaps I’ll get around to publishing logs for your reading pleasure…
If anybody still can’t fix their ratio problems with the new per-torrent freeleech, then they shouldn’t be using bittorrent in the first place >.>