Not really the right place to do this but this message goes out to a very special person in my life.

Here’s a -tiny- compilation of all the lulz that the staff get subjected to!
We will start off with a picture I took as I was lurking on the wiki. It’s not the funniest thing in the world, but we down in Staff Central thought it amusing simply because of the title and the fact it was totally in the wrong place.

Also, as you can see, no name or anything. Took us a bit of time but we quickly got it resolved.

Most of the laughs we get are generally due to the pointlessness of the help request, or the blatant lies which are visibly spotted. For example, consider the following messages we received though the help form:

im [name removed] and iiwant to become power user,(R: 0.596 U: 73.09 GB D: 122.65 GB),
i think i filled the requirement, so please consider this.

How do I make a torrent file and how do I upload it to the Box Torrent site?

ok down loading, not got problems there, but how do i seed, my email is [e-mail address removed] help me please

I am wondering what the “you are warned” triangle means. I know I don’t log on frequently, but I don’t recall making any issues here before. So, if someone could tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it for next time, I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Hey, I’ve been seeding for the past 2 days; all day long but because my upload speeds suck and they peek at like 10 kb/s my account has still been suspended.
Is there anyway of increasing my ul speed because I can’t possibly seed 30GB worth of animé with 10 kb/s speeds.
Thanks.

Hi
I recently reformated my PC so I dont have any torrent available to seed. However, Im kind of stuck now because in order to download again, I need to seed. What can I do to seed back again? Thank you!

>> Depressingly, all these questions were asked in the last 72 hours. Imagine how bad it is on a week to week basis. It hurts when we realise it’s all in the wiki. ;_; It breaks our delicate little hearts.

Extras!

Welcome to what could be considered the “funnies” part of the blog. Here we’ll see IRC and Forum quotes/posts which make you snicker, laugh or simply smile. All rudeness removed for the younger readers. ^_^
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Cubensis:: *Stabs Euphemia with a rusty butterknife and runs away*
Troak:: I don’t think you can outrun the banstick, Cubensis
Euphemia:: Stick?
Euphemia:: It’s a cannon.
Euphemia:: Loaded with pandas…
Euphemia:: With guns.
Euphemia:: Which in turn…
Euphemia:: Are loaded with pandas.
Euphemia:: With guns.
Euphemia:: Ssrsly.
Euphemia:: Game Over
Cubensis:: o.O
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Speedkills::

So… fine! Everyone’s entitled to his/her own opinion!
Just because you don’t like this wonderful anime doesn’t mean you’re stupid. In fact, it means you’re much smarter than I am, because I’m too narrow-minded to accept that everyone has different opinions.

*puts in a Coldplay CD, throws on a DBGT hoodie,
and heads over to the Shipuuden forums*
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Keevtara:: I ate a package of Pop-Tarts and a bottle of Mountain Dew. I love the vending machines.

Sakura588:: Holy crap….you ate a bottle of mountain dew?! :O
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Chiyachan must have done something wrong, because for some reason the moment the server went down all i could hear was
“CHIYACHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!”
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MarchHare:: i hate it when my mom does the laundry
MarchHare:: she doesn’t know how i organize my clothes
MarchHare:: >_<
Bread:: youngsters, don’t know how good they have it
Bread:: now, back when I was a kid
Bread:: we did our own frickin’ laundry
Bread:: and we thanked our parents, for letting us do it
Cassius:: they let you go out and beat it on the big rock in the river? 😛
Bread:: yeah
Bread:: in the winter, we peeled the ice off our ankles
Bread:: but we kept going
Bread:: because that laundry, it’s not doing itself…
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kureshii|slp:: bai libby
kureshii|slp:: bai breadu
kureshii|slp:: bai euphie
kureshii|slp:: bai chala
kureshii|slp:: hmm, that reminded me of teletubbies for some reason
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