… I can haz kitteh porn?

An interesting little news item I came across:

Man blames cat for child pornography found on his computer

Maybe it’ll become a new excuse:

“hai i got wrned n stuff my kat dwnloaded heaps and made mai ratatio low can i plz be unwrned?”

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5 Responses to … I can haz kitteh porn?

  1. allouh says:

    I think the cat was looking for movies like this
    http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3443/kittie.gif

  2. kureshii says:

    Eh? It is my biased belief that most cats are more intelligent than their owners.

    I’m waiting to see the following message in modhelp one of these days:

    “Ohai, I am the cat of user catporn666. Under my influence he has finally created an account and agreed to download catgirl porn for me. Unfortunately, during a particularly long nap, he has lapsed in ratio management while unsupervised, and now his account (which is actually my account) is warned. If you would kindly unwarn said account I will put him at task and have him seeding diligently ASAP nyaa~”

    Sorry, LOLspk is too hard for me, maybe someone can help translate.

  3. Klocknov says:

    Dang it seems the cat was better at getting porn then that guy, if he had to blame it on a cat that is about the only reason I could think of. Though as someone previously said the cat probably was hitting the wrong stuff. Though maybe it was looking for it’s next victims and that is why it found those sites??

    Classic goodie, now to remember do not let a cat on my desk, don’t need my station brought down due to Ctrl Alt Del and right button pressed…

  4. KingOfRoll says:

    Wow, I should probably get some sleep. I glanced at the headline of the article in the link and honestly read ‘man blames child for cat porn’. Which is actually even funnier, if a little twisted…

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