So you want to be a BoxTorrents admin….

This was requested by Jarudin… Yes, I have too much time on my hands. Please leave suggestions for improvements in the comments. (If you don’t know the theme. GTFO, you fail.)

Ban ban whoo!
So you want to be a BoxTorrents admin… ha ha!
I’ve got to be the one, the only one who can persuade the staff and be the best.
Gotta strive, keep up the bans.
Be a Psyren.
It takes a certain type of mind,
and I won’t stop until
I’ve made all the staff fall in love with me.
I must define the art of ban (of all stat hackers.)
To be an admin, BoxTorrents admin!
I will be writing, a wiki help guide.
BoxTorrents go… go…!
(All the members say)
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa

Oh yeah, it’s all about the downloading of anime torrents!

nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
BoxTorrents go… go…! BOXTORRENTS!

Got my staff access and banhammer… Ha!
Got my buddy Psyren to help me try
to ban ’em all.
(Gotta ban em all.)

Yo, it’s all about the perm banning of the stat hackers.
The patience, kindness ‘n’ being
Part of the banning force.
Be a ban hammer icon… Ha!
Stat hackers will be long gone,
But first you gotta know about the different nubs:
First we got the stat hackers,
There are the people who don’t wiki,
Then complain when they fail
Don’t forget ’bout the failtards!

To be an admin, BoxTorrents admin!
I will be writing, a wiki help guide.
To be an admin, BoxTorrents admin!
and I will be striving to be like Jarudin…
BoxTorrents go… go…!
(All the members say)
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa

(Oh yeah) Like I said before,
It’s all about the perm banning of the stat hackers.

nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
The greatest banner of all failtards.

Hmm, somewhat impressive,
Now you’ve impressed Malus.
But you’re not yet Box Staff.
Are you ready to meet and defeat… The trolls?
Can I expect your survival after being flamed? (Ha ha ha ha!)
And remember…. Gotta ban ’em all!
Show me your moves!
BoxTorrents go… go…!
BoxTorrents GO!

To be an admin, BoxTorrents admin!
I will be writing, a wiki help guide.
To be an admin, Heeeeey, BoxTorrents Admin,
I will be striving to be like Jarudin… (Be striving to be like Jarudin.)

Say it members! BoxTorrents Admin!
BoxTorrents admin hey-e-ey!
The greatest admin. (The greatest admin) Hey-e-ey!

BoxTorrents Admin.
I will be writing, the wiki help guide.
Say it!
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa
nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa  * (8?)

The greatest of all torrent sites!

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4 Responses to So you want to be a BoxTorrents admin….

  1. Southrop says:

    Haha. Another one of these 😛

  2. tatsujin says:

    newb song 😐 i mean its guuuuuuuuuuuuud.

  3. bork says:

    There are three types of people who are admin’s
    1 – the site owner, had no choice on being the admin
    2 – drafted, is one only because the the site owner has something incriminating on them
    3 – the egomaniac, site owner needed the help and could not find anyone else to draft.

  4. peebs says:

    Excuse me while I dig out my Nyan Nyan cosplaying cat outfit with real cat tail out of the moth balls. I’ll sing along with you in a moment.

    I say an admin has to have balls of steel, be soft like butter, and look like Chuck Norris. Okay, the last one is not an absolute requirement but it helps. XD

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