The Mind Of A Botnet.
So I was reading a magazine called, “NewScientist” or something along those lines. Honestly, most of it is over my head, but I saw an article called, “The mind of a botnet.” and the following just came to me for no apparent reason.
I’m an internet virus. You might remember me from a while back. Last time I was around you tried really hard to get rid of me, but I’m afraid you failed – cause luckily for me, I’m almost everywhere and thus am unkillable.
Anyways, I just wanted to officially introduce myself to you since we’ll be together for a long, long time! <3
First of all, I’m a needy chick. Everyone ends up with me, realises I’m a pain, then can’t get rid of me. I’m only 21 so I’m at the peak of my life, and I’m unlike some other chicks, I’m free and available world-wide.
So you’re wondering what I do for fun? Well, I do lots. I read your e-mail; I chat to your friends over IM; I hog computer resources and I like collecting stuff you write and sending it to other people without you knowing about it – but most of all I like toying with all the junk you keep on your HDs.
Well, I’d love to stay here and chat with you, but I see you reaching for another ineffective program to try to get rid of me, so I’m off to wipe your anime drives and hide elsewhere.
Love and kisses.
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