We weren’t originally planing to blog about this guy, but he really kept pushing it – well I guess we just went ahead with it.
Protip: don’t tell us your plans to (attempt to) cheat:
I made this account because my real account (i previously told you it was my bro’s account) in my own PC was suspended because i logged in from a friend’s account and i cant access the Web IRC thingy. Page doesnt load after the 3-line disclaimer. I made this account to take links of animes and dl them as a public leecher and just to dl a few GB of hentai and get banned and then i would never come to BBT again. But i guess everything changed. Now let me google “How to change your IP”.
Alright but let’s present this orderly.
#1 doiknow asks retarded questions via help form – to which he managed to receive polite responses regardless.
#2 doiknow got a 3 day tracker warning for harassing staff.
#3 doiknow breaks several forum rules, and gets a verbal forum warning which he ignores.
#4 doiknow got a temp. forum ban, after which most users would either rethink their behavior, or at least lay low for a while…
#5 …
Now for the irc logs:
[16:22] –> doiknow ([email protected]) has joined #bakabt-support
[16:24] * doiknow slaps Duki around a bit with a large fishbot
[16:24] <– Duki has kicked doiknow from #bakabt-support (I dare you to slap me again :p)
[16:25] * Duki lulz
[16:26] <blubart> i hope he doesn’t expect us to unban him…
[16:27] <Nazo|Oyasumi> given his islam spewing in that thread that he necro’d and psy locked?
[16:27] <Duki> Cause he’s so smart and all…
[16:27] <Nazo|Oyasumi> and making psyrenkiller/psyrenripper accounts? yeah… that
[16:28] <Nazo|Oyasumi> *that’ll make us want to unban him
[16:28] –> Duki_ ([email protected]) has joined #bakabt-support
[16:28] <Duki_> !help
[16:28] <BBT> Error: Usage ‘!help command’ – Available commands are: (commands|rules|wiki|faq|warnings|login|delete|pruned|reseeding|fixing|account|fft)
[16:28] <– Duki has kicked Duki_ from #bakabt-support (Importer)
[16:28] <blubart> yup, totally…
[16:29] –> noimpostor ([email protected]) has joined #bakabt-support
[16:29] <noimpostor> !help
[16:29] <BBT> Error: Usage ‘!help command’ – Available commands are: (commands|rules|wiki|faq|warnings|login|delete|pruned|reseeding|fixing|account|fft)
[16:29] <Duki> that’s like less suspicious…
[16:30] <noimpostor> ok ok
[16:30] <Duki> how can we help you noimpostor?
[16:30] <noimpostor> i just “slapped” to get your attention
[16:30] <blubart> you might want to ask your question … fast
[16:30] <noimpostor> ya account suspended for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON
[16:30] <noimpostor> i dint even login from another pc
[16:30] <noimpostor> or multiaccount
[16:30] <noimpostor> wondering why
[16:30] <Duki> no it’s actually quite clear to us…
[16:31] <blubart> and hilarious too
[16:31] <noimpostor> oooooo lets hear why
[16:31] <noimpostor> dont remember doing any of the 2
[16:31] <Nazo|Oyasumi> we can start by bad behaviour on the forums, which led to temp ban…
[16:31] <noimpostor> it was permban in forums
[16:31] <Nazo|Oyasumi> it was originally temp
[16:31] <noimpostor> oh
[16:32] <noimpostor> ok forget forums
[16:32] <noimpostor> im talking about tracker
[16:32] <Nazo|Oyasumi> then i was told something about oh… you saying you’ll make another account when warned
[16:32] <noimpostor> no i said ill make another when banned
[16:32] <Duki> that’s for pissing off psyren and me, despite being warned
[16:32] <noimpostor> pissing you??
[16:33] <noimpostor> i remember psyren
[16:33] <Nazo|Oyasumi> and then you got banned
[16:33] <noimpostor> i thought suspended?
[16:34] <noimpostor> when i login it says suspended
[16:34] <blubart> it’s the same
[16:34] <noimpostor> awwwww
[16:34] <noimpostor> so no chance?
[16:34] <noimpostor> well anyway i can still be a public leecher right?
[16:34] <noimpostor> i ddint stat hack
[16:34] <Nazo|Oyasumi> after making account such as “psyrenkiller” and “psyrenripper”?
[16:34] <blubart> you lost your chance after trying to create two new accounts
[16:35] <noimpostor> i made bcoz it was suspended
[16:35] <noimpostor> what could i do?
[16:35] <Duki> when you go to a tracker and it’s strictly regulated, not the wises thing to do is oh lulz I is gonna break your rules cause I is so smrt
[16:35] <noimpostor> no i is band so i is simply seeing wt hapns when i try making
[16:36] <noimpostor> just answer if i can be a public leecher
[16:36] <noimpostor> or not
[16:36] <Duki> u may be a public leecher
[16:36] <Nazo|Oyasumi> well, we haven’t banned your ip yet… so yes
[16:36] <noimpostor> when wil u ban it?
[16:36] <noimpostor> only for stat hak ryt?
[16:36] <Duki> next year
[16:36] <noimpostor> oh why? i thot stat hak
[16:37] <noimpostor> too bad ill have to give all my downloads to my friends……..
[16:37] <noimpostor> so why ip banned though i didnt stat hack?
[16:37] <blubart> stat hacking is not the only reason to be suspended.
[16:37] <Nazo|Oyasumi> i’m not saying we will…
[16:37] <noimpostor> not suspended ip banned
[16:37] <noimpostor> but Duki says you will
[16:38] <Duki> no we won’t
[16:38] <noimpostor> then next year what?
[16:38] <Duki> what I meant is next year you can retry and behave for an acc
[16:39] <Duki> till then you can leech as an anonymous leecher
[16:39] <noimpostor> ooooooooo
[16:39] <noimpostor> now i see
[16:39] <noimpostor> i wouldnt leech as a private 1 even IF i had an account
[16:39] <noimpostor> not such a nice person
[16:40] <Duki> we are a public tracker after all
[16:40] <Duki> well semi-private
[16:40] <noimpostor> didnt “transcend the downloading-decreases-ratio stage” like kureshii said
[16:40] <noimpostor> well only reason i made an account again was to dl some hentais
[16:41] <Duki> and you lost that privilege…
[16:41] <noimpostor> too bad i wouldnt ever seed back and i would just get banned again. i made it to dl as much as possible and then immediately get banned
[16:42] <noimpostor> so after changing ip again i was banned? are you banning anyone who joins recently in an attempt to prevent me from making an account again after changing ip as i already said i have?
[16:42] <noimpostor> sory “as i already said i will”
[16:42] <blubart> this has nothing to do with changing ips, but with being a total idiot.
[16:43] <Duki> we ban when someone blatantly disregards our rules
[16:43] <noimpostor> which rule did i break 2nd and 3rd times?
[16:45] <noimpostor> my question?
[16:45] <blubart> the rule that you are only allowed one account…?
[16:46] <noimpostor> so you knew it was me because of my names?
[16:46] <Duki> we knew them because you are an idiot
[16:47] <blubart> and because we are not stupid
[16:47] <noimpostor> i knew i would get an answer like that
[16:47] <noimpostor> so what if someone else
[16:47] <noimpostor> suppose my friend signs up the first time in his life in his pc with “psyrenkiller2” today or tomorrow?
[16:48] <noimpostor> will u end up banning him too?
[16:48] <blubart> he’ll see
[16:48] <Duki> probably if he’s an idiot such as yourself…
[16:48] <Duki> personally I really don’t care
[16:49] <Duki> You could have just dropped soon after I and psyren warned you
[16:49] <Duki> but since you decided you were smarter
[16:49] <Duki> see where it got you?
[16:49] <Duki> use our public services from now on…
[16:50] <Duki> bye
[16:50] * Duki sets ban on *!*[email protected]*.B3828C5D.7B2F06F6.IP
[16:50] <– Duki has kicked noimpostor from #bakabt-support (Farewell!)
Snippets from one of my conversations with him:
>>What if my account get banned? Can i just make a new one?
>Only after your old one gets pruned.>>If not i can just change my IP right?
>No.>>And if i am caught stat-hacking, cant i just change my IP?
>No.
He apparently asked the same question of Duki:
>>And if i change my IP?
>There are ways, but it’s best not to get banned if you ask me… Keep it up and you’ll get to experience it yourself!
To which he responded:
>Firstly, some other ways also please?
Come on, seriously?
Finally, some more irc logs:
[09:48] <doiknow> !help
[09:48] <BBT> Error: Usage ‘!help command’ – Available commands are: (commands|rules|wiki|faq|warnings|login|delete|pruned|reseeding|fixing|account|fft)
[09:48] <doiknow> since changing ip didnt work will changing motherboard work?
[09:50] <doiknow> !help
[09:50] <BBT> Error: Usage ‘!help command’ – Available commands are: (commands|rules|wiki|faq|warnings|login|delete|pruned|reseeding|fixing|account|fft)
[09:50] <doiknow> hello any1 home?
[09:53] <doiknow> i guess i must have come at a bad time Whew π
[09:53] <– doiknow has quit ()
[09:54] <xiong_chiamiov> >.<
[09:54] <Southrop> lol
[09:54] <Southrop> he has such great timing
[09:55] <xiong_chiamiov> and what can you say about
[09:55] <xiong_chiamiov> doiknow | since changing ip didnt work will changing motherboard work?
[09:57] <Wintereise> lolol
[10:52] –> doiknow ([email protected]) has joined #bakabt-support
[10:52] <doiknow> hope i didnt come at a bad time again
[10:53] <xiong_chiamiov> the answer to your question was no
[10:53] <doiknow> oh so changin what will let me?
[10:53] <xiong_chiamiov> as has been the answer to most of your questions recently
[10:53] <doiknow> i can c dat
[10:53] <doiknow> so changin wt wil let mE?
[10:54] <doiknow> nythn?
[10:54] <xiong_chiamiov> you do realize that you’re asking us, very plainly, to tell you how to outsmart us?
[10:54] <doiknow> no js askin if ders a way for more chances by spending money
[10:54] <doiknow> nt outsamrt u
[10:55] <xiong_chiamiov> if we disabled your account,
[10:55] <doiknow> u ppl r “super smart” lyk blubart said
[10:55] <xiong_chiamiov> your account is disabled.
[10:55] <doiknow> ya
[10:55] <doiknow> no way?
[10:55] <doiknow> changin nythn?
[10:55] <xiong_chiamiov> as I told you earlier, you can create another account when your current one is pruned
[10:56] <doiknow> huh? oh 1 yr later?
[10:56] <doiknow> dat 1?
[10:56] <doiknow> soooooo using another pc is fine tho ryt?
[10:56] <doiknow> if i just buy a new pc
[10:57] <doiknow> wil it work?
[10:57] <xiong_chiamiov> well, let’s try to think this through
[10:57] <doiknow> or changin net conection or perhaps country
[10:57] <xiong_chiamiov> will buying a new computer cause your account to get pruned?
[10:57] <doiknow> i didnt kno u ppl had to think. lyt speed brains
[10:58] <doiknow> no i guess
[10:58] <doiknow> why should it?
[10:58] <xiong_chiamiov> beats me
[10:58] <doiknow> not asking about pruning.asking about new acount
[10:58] <doiknow> if ill b able to make a new akont der
[10:58] <doiknow> in my new pc(s)
[10:59] <xiong_chiamiov> yes, and that has been answered more than enough times
[10:59] <doiknow> oh and what if sum random guy signed up wit an “ofensiv” name lyk “psyrenkiller”? would u ban him? i think my question was anserd but i was kikd out for lurking
[10:59] <doiknow> oh good so i just need to buy a new pc π
[11:00] <xiong_chiamiov> your brain seems incapable of absorbing information
[11:00] <doiknow> though i dont see any difference between buying a new pc and changing mobo
[11:00] <doiknow> ya it is
[11:00] <xiong_chiamiov> so please stop coming back to ask questions
[11:00] <doiknow> un41n8ly
[11:00] * xiong_chiamiov sets ban on doiknow!*@*
[11:00] <– xiong_chiamiov has kicked doiknow from #bakabt-support (doiknow)
from psyren nonetheless… I guess he was in a particularly good mood at the time…
Thank you Duki for being my ghostwriter~
I should note that once I was less tired I realized that I told him yes, he could create a new account if he purchased a new computer. I blame it on having to translate what he said into English on-the-fly.
…
Seeing his forum posts this kind of thing was bound to happen.
He would do fine in telemarketing I think, “never take no for an answer”.
It would be a bit boring though without these kind of users, not?
This is our fail of the decade. And we aren’t even a decade old yet.
so true Macros74 π
god i love stupid people they make me lolz and thanks to the internet there is no shortage of that
Well, if he’s willing to spend money just to get around it…
And it would be fail of the decade if he couldn’t get around it even with a new computer >_>
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This was by far one of the most lulzy moments of that room π
This is, by far, the most epic fail I have ever seen….
I want to someday meet this person.