BoxTorrents! Gotta Download Em All!

Posted on 13. May, 2009. by Chiyachan

I have WAY too much time on my hands.  I blame people on IRC entirely for encouraging me.  -Points at Ayukawa and TCLe-

I wanna be a Staff member,
Like noone ever was.
Stat hackers are my real test,
Trolling IRC is my cause.
I will travel across the site,
Banning far and wide.
Teaching members to understand,
The power of the ban!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nyaaaaaaaaaaa!

Every torrent adoption along the way,
With dismay I will face.
I will bitch about users every day,
And put them in their place.
Laugh at them with me ~ The time is right,
Go Go! Staff Team!
Arm in arm, we’ll clean up the site,
Quality is our dream!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nya!

Posted in Comedy, Staff Blog! | 14 Comments

How not to PM Staff: Part 2.5

Posted on 13. May, 2009. by psyren

The user in question from the previous blog post (the one who questioned mods’ competence) was given a one week warning (not by me), and is unofficially barred from ever adopting torrents (“Hi there, I’ll adopt this torrent, but I won’t fix it because that would mean I’d have to do some work”). Adopter blacklist is in progress.

Yet, he still keeps trying again and again to request ownership of the same torrents.

You’d have thought even someone as stupid/dickheaded as him would have got the message to fuck off by now, but this guy just takes the cake.

EDIT: he’s still trying.

Posted in Fail, Staff Blog! | 5 Comments

New Staff.

Posted on 12. May, 2009. by Chiyachan

I’ve given the new staff members with blog accounts Author access to write and edit posts here. Let’s all hope they’re not all as deeply traumatised as psyren. =D

Posted in Staff Blog! | 2 Comments

How not to PM Staff: Part 2

Posted on 10. May, 2009. by kureshii

Received in one our our PMs:

are you competent
From ________ on _____ on ______

apparently [moderator 1] and [moderator 2] aren’t :unsure.gif:
[… rest of message …]

It might not have occurred to some users yet, but we staff members do talk to each other. The last thing you want to do is try to bypass a mod/admin’s decision and get things done your way by asking another mod/admin.

We may get on each other’s nerves once in awhile, or crack jokes at each others’ expense, but that’s not the ticket for you to try to pit us against each other. In fact, doing so is likely to produce the opposite effect, i.e. putting your request on lower priority, or on an unwritten blacklist.

Here, I’ll ignore the obvious foolishness of questioning a mod/admin’s competence and writing off the competence of other staff members. If you’re asked by a staff member to do something, do it and don’t try to ask another staff member to approve/grant it without resolving the issue. We don’t bypass each others’ decisions (except occasionally, by accident), so just don’t even think about it.

Posted in Educational, Fail, Staff Blog! | 2 Comments

A Word From BxT Idol Judge, Cubensis

Posted on 08. May, 2009. by Cubensis

I just finished writing my current stance and veiws on the BxT Idol Entries

Link

Hopefully it will clarify a few things.

Much Love,

Cubensis

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How not to PM staff

Posted on 07. May, 2009. by kureshii

Subject: (no subject)

i no longer have any of these what am i to do now?

I can’t say I have absolutely no idea what he’s asking, but I can’t give a helpful, clear response until I’m sure of his situation (assuming too much isn’t a good thing). So learn from this and don’t do it to other staff members (on Boxtorrents or other sites) as well 😉

Heck, don’t even do it to anyone, staff member or not.

Posted in Fail, Staff Blog! | 4 Comments

#boxtorrents yuri fanfic

Posted on 07. May, 2009. by kureshii

Written by… none other than the Chihiro Goddess again 🙂
(and edited by kureshii :P)

04:20:03< Kristen> Fanfic is easy
04:20:17< Kristen> Do Mio as a lesbian with mugi
04:20:25< Kristen> Auto-DL
04:24:08< Kristen> Well, you see, Mio is having a sleepover with Mugi
04:24:24< Kristen> They come back after band practive, so they’re all sweaty
04:24:37< Kristen> Mugi goes to take a shower without telling Mio
04:24:56< Kristen> Mio sits around wondering what happened wih Mugi
04:25:19< Kristen> Eventually, she can’t stand her stench and goes into the shower room
04:25:36< Kristen> She comes in to find a naked Mugi
04:25:51< Kristen> Mugi, since she’s showering
04:26:16< Kristen> Mio is at first embarressed, but Mugi assure her its alright
04:26:20< Kristen> A good 50 times
04:26:34< Kristen> Mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah,
04:26:36< Kristen> Like that
04:27:13< Kristen> And then tells Mio to shower with her, it’ll save time and then they can pactice more
04:27:36< Kristen> Mio is a bit embarressed but strips down and joins in
04:27:44< Kristen> Mugi starts washing Mio’s body
04:27:58< Kristen> And spends extra time on the breasts
04:28:22< Kristen> Then she realizes that Mio is unshave and says “Oh, I’ll fix that”
04:28:45< Kristen> Mio is against it, but Mugi insists and shaves Mio’s private place
04:28:54< Kristen> And lets her finger slide in
04:29:09< Kristen> Mio breaks down and says she wants it
04:29:16< Kristen> -Enter yuri sex scene-

At this point, the story would have ended… but in consideration of potential readers, we just had to request a follow-up!

04:29:51< Kristen> And then they get dressed, lay down in the same bed, kiss, and go to sleep
04:29:32<%kureshii> aww, you dropped out at the key part :\
04:29:53<%kureshii> was hoping to put up logs as a kristen fanfic >_>
04:30:03< Kristen> Heh, you wanted the yuri sex?
04:30:10< Kristen> That’s the same as usual
04:30:14<%kureshii> Nope, I jsut want to put it on Bxt Blog 😀
04:31:53<%kureshii> Next blog post: quickie fanfic story from chihiro goddess
04:32:00 * kureshii starts counting *fapfapfap* comments

–PART 2–

04:30:16< Kristen> Mugi rubs Mio, mio moans
04:30:26< Kristen> Mugi begs for it harder
04:30:30< Kristen> *Mio
04:30:47< Kristen> Mugi stops and bends down
04:30:59< Kristen> Mugi inserts he tongue in and licks
04:31:02< Kristen> *her
04:31:22< Kristen> Mio falls down onto the ground
04:31:40< Kristen> Mugi asks if she’s alright, and Mio says she’s about to explode
04:31:53< Kristen> Mugi licks some more, Mio cums all over the place
04:32:09< Kristen> Then they reverse roles
04:32:19< Kristen> Mio goes vag to vag on her
04:32:44< Kristen> They both start shaking from pleasure
04:32:48< Kristen> Screaming ensues
04:33:17< Kristen> And then they cum again at the same time
04:33:22< Kristen> The floor is all wet
04:33:48< Kristen> Girl squirts = Awesome
04:33:48< Kristen> XD
04:34:00< Kristen> I’m bad at the yuri sex scenes
04:34:23< Kristen> I’m just good at the suggesting of what is going to happen
04:34:25< Kristen> XD
04:35:09< Kristen> Sure, Chiya can fill in the h-scene
04:35:22< Kristen> Well, they then go out of it
04:35:28< Kristen> Get dressed, go to bed
04:35:32< Kristen> Kiss each other
04:36:04< Kristen> And then lay awake. Finally, Mio says “I’m not done”, and Mugi agrees
04:36:16< Kristen> So they go ahead and masturbate together
04:36:19< Kristen> And that’s where it ends
04:36:24< Kristen> With them masturbaing
04:36:25< Kristen> XD

If you’re lucky, Chiya will follow this up with more elaboration >_>

Posted in Comedy, Mystery Blogger | 6 Comments

Guess who’s back, back again!

Posted on 07. May, 2009. by Chiyachan

Well then, welcome to the FOURTH BxT Blog set. How are you all today? Had a great 15 days sans moi I hope. (sans moi means “without me” in French. -wink-)
Well, anyway. Quite a bit in store for you this production. Lemme grab that slave of mine by the ear and get him doing some work too!

Note the complete lack of formatting? Yes, Cubensis55s fault. The pictures not showing up correctly? Cubensis55 again. Will get it sorted soon. For now, it’s best to copy URL and paste into URL bar.  >_>;

Owwie!  >-<
*cubesy’s ear starts bleeding profusely*
Why must we continue the physical injuries? I don’t even understand how you’re able to do this through a computer…

Konichiwa fellow blogmiesters! Welcome to the….uummmm…(forth?)… installment of the BxT Blog!  We’ve got an exciting new Japanese lesson for you, and a great interview with fellow BxT member, iindigo!  Rumor has it we may be having a “BxT Blog Banner Competition” soon; so sharpen up those Photoshop skills. But first, we need those lazy, good-for-nothing, slacker BxT Idol judges to get off their butts and do some judging!

*cubesy cautiously looks around*

Enjoy the blog!

*cubesy quickly runs out of range of Chiya’s “Panda Cannon”; ear still bleeding*

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Card Captor Sakura

Posted on 07. May, 2009. by Chiyachan

This month we’re heavily promoting the series known as, “Card Captor Sakura”. Some Americans might know the series as “CardCaptors” but anyone mentioning such evil will be banned on sight. Calling someone “Sakura Avalon” is a SIN.
Anyway, long story short. Young girl has “a series of unfortunate events” and releases some magical cards into the town she lives in. She’s then forced by a stuffed doll to “catch em all” before they make some rather large problems.

-Cue magical girl transformation scene-

Tah-da! Not only does BxT Have all 70 episodes, we also have both films and a huge torrent holding all the soundtracks. Links are as follow:

First Film
Second Film
Series One
Series Two + Three
COMPLETE OST SET

Posted in Recommended Torrent | 1 Comment

BxT Idol!

Posted on 07. May, 2009. by Chiyachan

Round Two will be starting at the end of this month.

I’ve got surprises in store for round two, so be sure to wait until said annoucement before recording your next entry if you’re in round two!

More information on the forum!

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