Quick translation guide for those wondering what the various terms you see in support chat logs mean.

my brother – person’s brother who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my roommate – person’s roommate who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my boy/girlfriend – person’s boy/girlfriend who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
problem with account – problem with seeding and ratio management
tracker error screwed up my stats – hacked client changed my stats
I don’t know how this might have happened – If I pretend to be stupid and ignorant hopefully you’ll be just as stupid and ignorant
how do I seed if I can’t download? – I didn’t read the wiki.

Anyway, those of you with technical concerns not related to ratio, feel free to drop by with your questions 🙂

Yo guys, you should totally add this torrent client I’m using to the whitelist. Why? Because:

s/you’re/I’m/, etc

Ok, so, inspired by this image, I was supposed to have written said fic (though I’m sure many other have tried before me). But due to a lack of effort and not having seen K-On yet (Kristen promised me BruReis so I’ll wait~), this fic could not be written yet. Faced with the prospect of delaying this fic until it is no longer effective, I decided to just post this snippet:

*Potential Spoilers*

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Caught on IRC today:

-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> ciao
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])
-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> hi
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])
-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> hello
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])

Yes, that happened consecutively, from the same user. Learn fast, user.

So… what’s the takeaway from Transformers 2?

Even if you’ve conquered nanotechnology, the-art-of-making-giant-mecha, underwater as well as space operation, system hacking and subterfuge, and even mastered the art of making traps-with-tails… you will still lose to kung-fu.

And also, the movie’s internal project name was actually Megan Fox and some fleshbags (and a bunch of Transformers). But it was quite a mouthful so they shortened it to just Transformers instead. True story.

How do you make a Trojan that nobody can remove? By making them not want to remove it, of course!

Random Idea #34
1. Write a Trojan
2. Incorporate it into a desktop loli app that puts a loli character on your desktop
3. Give it voice capability with speech bubbles
4. Idea from Libresse: “damn it kureshii what if it moaned each time you’d try to kill the process?”

Enjoy your information network, courtesy of your loli-controlled users 😀

See Also: Random Idea #23