Thanks to our own Chihiro Goddess (and with memories of that insane Box family tree coming to mind), we now have a… possible version of the Box Staff Tree:
So here is the explanation:
Box – Title: Deceased ancestor.
We know you’re not actually dead. In fact, you might have the most life out of all of us, but it’s ok right?
Psy – Title: God Almighty.
Apparently all the n00bs should bow down to you who gives divine judgment on our singing talents (actually that was a really bad pun wasn’t it? >_>).
Nazo – Title: Ojii-chan.
Why am I ojii-chan again? *cries*
Jarudin – Title: The other other grandfather.
Yeah, I don’t know why there are two “others” in here. He’s got an iron grip on the site code and the database anyway, so let’s let him be.
MTR – Title: The stern father (God save all his daughters please?).
Two words: Scary thought. Enough said.
kureshii – Title: The loving mother.
Well, considering how he is towards the wiki and his templates… I suppose it’s not unimaginable. Why he’s paired with MTR though is a mystery.
Malus – Title: The insane older brother who wants yomi’s babies.
*imagines his size and his protectiveness of his girls*. Yeah… that’s actually not that hard to imagine. Except he’s been shunted down the pecking order it seems.
MarchHare – Title: The imouto.
Yeah, she’s cute, and my other half (that balances out my ojii-chan-ness right? right?) so she would be the imouto.
Chiyachan – Title: The Onee-chan.
Yeah… it doesn’t make much sense until you see this: Chiya -> Chihaya (from Asu) -> girl -> older sister -> onee-chan.
Now… I guess that gives reason and explanation for Chiyachan to dress in a skirt ^^;;
Lan – Title: The Random Stranger.
Who cares about Lan anyway?
Everyone else: Unknown for the moment. Maybe the Chihiro Goddess will have a better idea some other day >_>