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My name is Xavier. I'm running the BBT Blog! Project with thanks to Jarudin. Preparing lots more new blog posts so watch out!

Morgia brainstorms Catgirls!

Catgirl walks down the street, thinking of nothing evil, twirling her tail and humming a merry tune – some male in his fertile age sees her. Man stops thinking. Man starts drooling. Catgirl passes man and walks away without noticing him. Man still stands there drooling. After a while man wakes up as he realizes the catgirl is gone. Man looks down on him. His pants bulge. He walks somewhat awkwardly home.

Now… how did it happen that a seemingly sound minded man ended up like this?

Let’s roll the scene back and look into the detail. The man sees the catgirl, his most ancient instincts roar up inside him…but herein lies the problem… one of those instincts is – of course – the mating instinct. He sees a pretty girl, sees that her proportions are very fine and his instinct tells him “Yo dude…that’d be one fine mother for your children… her hips are wide enough to give birth to some healthy offspring and her breasts contain enough fat so they’ll surely have enough milk for getting the small guy well over his dangerous time”. But just when he inclines to listen to the instinct another instinct inside of him raises its voice – the danger instinct “Are you insane man? Look at that… it’s a wild cat… that’s a dangerous animal… if you’re not careful it will tear you to pieces. Not to mention that it will steal away all of your prey if you’re not careful.

The man now falls into a dangerous state of inner turmoil… two of his basic instincts fighting one another while his outer bodily shell is doomed to stand helplessly in the middle of the sidewalk. That’s when he’s already started drooling. In complete and utter inability to settle his inner dialogue he doesn’t even see the object of his desire pass out of his sight. After a while… when he finally makes up his mind that this matter is a big anough concern to be further (innerly) discussed, since he hasn’t been attacked yet and his wife is waiting with dinner at home anyway – she is long gone.

BoxTorrents! Gotta Download Em All!

I have WAY too much time on my hands.  I blame people on IRC entirely for encouraging me.  -Points at Ayukawa and TCLe-

I wanna be a Staff member,
Like noone ever was.
Stat hackers are my real test,
Trolling IRC is my cause.
I will travel across the site,
Banning far and wide.
Teaching members to understand,
The power of the ban!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nyaaaaaaaaaaa!

Every torrent adoption along the way,
With dismay I will face.
I will bitch about users every day,
And put them in their place.
Laugh at them with me ~ The time is right,
Go Go! Staff Team!
Arm in arm, we’ll clean up the site,
Quality is our dream!

BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em,
It’s you and me!
I know it’s our destiny!
BoxTorrents!
Oh, us otakus have no friends,
But it’s a world we must defend!
BoxTorrents!
Our lives are blue,
The otakuness will pull us through,
You leech me and I’ll seed you.
BoxTorrents!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!
Gotta download em all!

~Nya!

Guess who’s back, back again!

Well then, welcome to the FOURTH BxT Blog set. How are you all today? Had a great 15 days sans moi I hope. (sans moi means “without me” in French. -wink-)
Well, anyway. Quite a bit in store for you this production. Lemme grab that slave of mine by the ear and get him doing some work too!

Note the complete lack of formatting? Yes, Cubensis55s fault. The pictures not showing up correctly? Cubensis55 again. Will get it sorted soon. For now, it’s best to copy URL and paste into URL bar.  >_>;

Owwie!  >-<
*cubesy’s ear starts bleeding profusely*
Why must we continue the physical injuries? I don’t even understand how you’re able to do this through a computer…

Konichiwa fellow blogmiesters! Welcome to the….uummmm…(forth?)… installment of the BxT Blog!  We’ve got an exciting new Japanese lesson for you, and a great interview with fellow BxT member, iindigo!  Rumor has it we may be having a “BxT Blog Banner Competition” soon; so sharpen up those Photoshop skills. But first, we need those lazy, good-for-nothing, slacker BxT Idol judges to get off their butts and do some judging!

*cubesy cautiously looks around*

Enjoy the blog!

*cubesy quickly runs out of range of Chiya’s “Panda Cannon”; ear still bleeding*