Some fun from staff lair

With the recent hardware failure we lost some our database among which were a few blogs… So to make up for the lost – time for some staff leak.

Here’s a small collection of snippets from some of our discussions lead in our super sekrit lair~

[14:50] <&Duki> Is it my fault that most ignored when I asked for your opinion?
[14:51] <@MTR> Of course not, Duki.
[14:51] <@MTR> !blame
[14:51] <+BBT> Newy did it! Continue reading

Closed for the week

[20:24] <Nazo|Dead> I should go into hiding for a while
[20:24] <Duki> wai?
[20:25] <Nazo|Dead> just too busy with stuff
[20:25] <Nazo|Dead> and too much distractions from people at work
[20:26] <Duki> rl troubles?
[20:26] <Nazo|Dead> indeed
[20:26] <Duki> been noticing you’re either dead or work lately
[20:26] <Nazo|Dead> haha
[20:27] <blubart> I’ll go into hiding for real … a week without net starting tomorrow
[20:27] <Nazo|Dead> I should
[20:27] <Nazo|Dead> just to see if kristen tries to hunt me down or something
[20:27] <Duki> oh shit the offers truly r gonna pile up now…
[20:28] <Nazo|Dead> why?
[20:28] <Nazo|Dead> other than it being the end of the season >_>
[20:28] <Duki> blubart is gone for a week…
[20:28] <Nazo|Dead> oh, so we’ll be back at like 30 offers? XD
[20:28] <Duki> have you noticed the big brother lately? [ TL notes ]

[20:29] <Nazo|Dead> no. because I know my slice is like non-existent
[20:29] <kureshii> heh, I’ll be gone until 19 April too
[20:29] <Duki> and I too will have to cut down a bit next week, but I’ll be around thoe…
[20:29] <Duki> Exams next Saturday 😥
[20:30] <kureshii> which is project submission + presentation + exam day >_>
[20:30] <Duki> lol we should put up a sign “CLOSED FOR THE WEEK”
[20:30] <Nazo|Dead> we should just do that now, as a late april fools >_>
[20:30] <blubart> that would have been a nice april fools joke
[20:30] <blubart> one that turns out true 😛
[20:31] <Nazo|Dead> haha

Considering that Jarudin and Malus too have been very busy lately, expect very diminished capacity in the following week.

~Duki3003

Ninjah Attackah!

So since you all decided not to join the Chan Legion, we have decided to yet again assault the main server.
At around 14:00 GMT, one of our upper council managed to infiltrate the data center where the server is held. He managed to bribe the security into believing that he was, in fact Jarudin.

[Real name removed] then walked off to one of our many safe points.

Continue reading

Management Updates! #3

Long Live Chan

[21:13] * Jarudin is now known as Jarudin-chan

After a long and tedious war, the chan army have slayed the world and converted Jarudin to our own.
YES! We have won!
Our armies are victorious! With so few casualties too.

We even have 21 chan army members active and willing to fight for truth, justice, and the 3 free lolis, the babybear and kristen doll and some cookies…

We are formidable and scary. And slightly pedophile, but that’s not the issue.

Since we claim total victory, the update of usernames IS going ahead. There is no denial of this now. We hope to get the site up and running again as soon as possible.

Management Issues

As you’ve noticed, there’s been quite a bit of downtime today. We’re truly sorry about this but we’ll have the site back up and running shortly.

The truth of the matter is that the staff (namely myself) have had a falling out with Jarudin.
Over the past few months, I’ve been persuading staff to adopt the ‘chan’ suffix in their IRC usernames. In most, the staff have complied.
Xiochan, Maluchan, Dukichan, etc.
Jarudin however refuses to comply.

What he said:

Chiyachan, I refuse to change my name to Jaruchan. I like it how it is currently. I don’t see any real reason to rename it to please you.

–Jarudin–

It upsets me greatly, but I think that standardisation of names is important for a community this large, so this change which is taking place will solve many problems.

With the help of Dubkatz and Force, we’ve disabled the entire site while we edit the entire user database to add the word, “chan” to all usernames. Jarudin has also been demoted to mod status for lack of complying.

We are the Chan.
Prepare to be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.

In other words, we hope to be online again soon.
<3
Chiya.

For more information, contact me on IRC.

Update: Server is back up and running

The behaviour of some users

It seems that some users believe that they are more important than others just because they can offer something that Box doesn’t already have, or is not easily acquirable over the great intarwebs.

This does not give you license to ignore our rules.

This does not give you license to insult staff.

I would like to leave you with this picture, which essentially sums up the matter:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8373/n155928140636794429.jpg