The Mind Of A Botnet.

So I was reading a magazine called, “NewScientist” or something along those lines. Honestly, most of it is over my head, but I saw an article called, “The mind of a botnet.” and the following just came to me for no apparent reason.

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Complete and utter FAIL.

It’s been a while since I’ve done this, but let’s break down the entire discussion between a guy-who-PMed-Jarudin and Jarudin with annotations to see where he went wrong.
First of all, I will start by re-writing EVERYTHING he said so that when this gets posted on the blog, people are able to read it without getting eye strain.

I’ve decided to annotate my interpretation of his messages since it reads easier. Nothing personal.
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New Tracker + Shameless Advertising

So, as you may or may not be aware, Jarudin has recently upgraded the tracker. You may be wondering what this means….?

Here is a fake, made up interview between myself and Jarudin discussing the new features.

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An Interview With Duki

It’s been a while since I last posted, been extremely busy with other un-related BakaBT projects and jobs. (Mainly working nights and playing EVE in spare time.)

To get myself out of this rut, let’s kick off by interviewing one of the newest staff members and mocking him subtly.
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Glossary of Terms

Quick translation guide for those wondering what the various terms you see in support chat logs mean.

my brother – person’s brother who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my roommate – person’s roommate who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
my boy/girlfriend – person’s boy/girlfriend who is really said person but is too embarrassed to admit it
problem with account – problem with seeding and ratio management
tracker error screwed up my stats – hacked client changed my stats
I don’t know how this might have happened – If I pretend to be stupid and ignorant hopefully you’ll be just as stupid and ignorant
how do I seed if I can’t download? – I didn’t read the wiki.

Anyway, those of you with technical concerns not related to ratio, feel free to drop by with your questions 🙂

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Add me! Add me!

Yo guys, you should totally add this torrent client I’m using to the whitelist. Why? Because:

s/you’re/I’m/, etc

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K-On no Naku Koro Ni

Ok, so, inspired by this image, I was supposed to have written said fic (though I’m sure many other have tried before me). But due to a lack of effort and not having seen K-On yet (Kristen promised me BruReis so I’ll wait~), this fic could not be written yet. Faced with the prospect of delaying this fic until it is no longer effective, I decided to just post this snippet:

*Potential Spoilers*

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Decisions, decisions…

Hey, hey – this happens to be my first blog – so not to beat around the bush too much let me cut right to the chase.

Staff decisions can be hard at times, and so here’s the latest leak on that super secret conversation of that decision process… Continue reading

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Hi

Caught on IRC today:

-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> ciao
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])
-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> hi
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])
-!- #bakabt + user [user@hostmask]
< user> hello
< user> !list
-!- #bakabt : user kicked by MarchHare ([NO !list])

Yes, that happened consecutively, from the same user. Learn fast, user.

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Pictures from Japan: better late than never

Pictures from Japan!
They’re a bit out of order but I’m sure you’ll like em none the less 😀

The executive summary:
We spent the first week in Tokyo. Then went by bullet train (Shinkansen) to Kyoto for a few days then to Nara then to Osaka. We spent the last week in Nagasaki. ‘We’ being me and three friends. I’m not in any of the pictures by the way (except for the melon pan pictures!).
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