Welcome to Round TWO of BxT Idol. (Finally. I blame Southrop. see how guilty he looks?)
Anyway, the people who will be proceeding are as follows:
Zone36
Fome
Hikaroo
Sephibox
Tenikime
Purple
Kizunami
Rockenroll
Dootiez
Fohfoh
Hirose
Jigenbakuda
Lupajunie
Naruchan16
TheZombie
Venuslove
Catgirl walks down the street, thinking of nothing evil, twirling her tail and humming a merry tune – some male in his fertile age sees her. Man stops thinking. Man starts drooling. Catgirl passes man and walks away without noticing him. Man still stands there drooling. After a while man wakes up as he realizes the catgirl is gone. Man looks down on him. His pants bulge. He walks somewhat awkwardly home.
Now… how did it happen that a seemingly sound minded man ended up like this?
Let’s roll the scene back and look into the detail. The man sees the catgirl, his most ancient instincts roar up inside him…but herein lies the problem… one of those instincts is – of course – the mating instinct. He sees a pretty girl, sees that her proportions are very fine and his instinct tells him “Yo dude…that’d be one fine mother for your children… her hips are wide enough to give birth to some healthy offspring and her breasts contain enough fat so they’ll surely have enough milk for getting the small guy well over his dangerous time”. But just when he inclines to listen to the instinct another instinct inside of him raises its voice – the danger instinct “Are you insane man? Look at that… it’s a wild cat… that’s a dangerous animal… if you’re not careful it will tear you to pieces. Not to mention that it will steal away all of your prey if you’re not careful.
The man now falls into a dangerous state of inner turmoil… two of his basic instincts fighting one another while his outer bodily shell is doomed to stand helplessly in the middle of the sidewalk. That’s when he’s already started drooling. In complete and utter inability to settle his inner dialogue he doesn’t even see the object of his desire pass out of his sight. After a while… when he finally makes up his mind that this matter is a big anough concern to be further (innerly) discussed, since he hasn’t been attacked yet and his wife is waiting with dinner at home anyway – she is long gone.
Last night altlavista managed to catch leader of Chihiro fansub group, Kristen, on IRC. After a bit of tongue-tied conversation, here’s the outcome. Lets see what Chihiro goddess has to say. Continue reading
Well, I was talking with some guys in another channel a couple of weeks ago, and one of them brought their own bot in (Rikku, her name was). Another member asked him if she had any games, like Uno. And that sparked my interest. A few days ago, I discovered that there was a bot in #NEWS on Rizon, and so I tried to make/find my own Uno script.
And guess what? I discovered one, and modified it slightly. Thus, we on Box now have a bot that has Uno. Since I don’t want to spam the regular IRC chan, I registered and set up my own one. You can find it on #[email protected] or just click here.
My dear bot is named Hinagiku on DaIRC, and Hina on Rizon. She should be online as long as I am online. When she’s online, you can type !uno to start the game, and Join to join it. !quit allows you to quit, and !unostop stops the game.
I hate going downtown. There’s nothing to see there, the pedestrian walkways stink of automotive exhaust and fucking cigarette smoke, and people walk so slow they’re like chibis with fucking stumps for legs. Each time I go for a few hours and come home with a sore throat from all that air pollution >.< And let’s not even get started on noise pollution.
Maybe that’s why city people are so cranky – cities are just horrible places to live in.
I just got home and opened up my e-mail to find an anonymously sent message that reads thus:
(LANGUAGE WARNING)
Woo. First post. So Chiya came and pestered me about posting, and just when I was thinking of what to put, this guy joins #box-support. My blog post came right to me.
You’ll see our log of it in a bit, but first a small synopsis, because the log is f*cking long. As Arveene said:
Dumb user avoid bans comes into support channel to request donations through EU only payment site only to get his account noticed for ban evasion and stat hacking.
Of course, we do have a no lurking rule in #box-support, so don’t you come lurking. Lurk in #boxtorrents instead. Below is the log of our new fail.
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Hai~! So, liek, im staf naow n stuf. ‘S hrd, but im dong ok, i gess.
[insert enthralling story here about my life]
So, seriously, the staff does a lot of work, much of which are things that you don’t realize go on at all. And, well, don’t insult any of them, because it’s not going to get you far, which you should know if you’ve read any of psyren’s blog posts…
I’m a bit OCD about certain things, so please, *please* remember to add keywords to your torrents and tag your OSTs. If you don’t, then I’ll hunt you down and… do some unnamed horrible thing to you. Yeah.
I don’t think I really have anything to say, but Chiya keeps bugging me, so here I am. Oh, and y’all should idle in #boxtorrents; we always need more people to troll.
Waiting for loli bribes,
Xiong Chiamiov (xiong_chiamiov, xchiamiov, etc.)
We all know how irritating it is trying to communicate with people on forums who don’t type in anything recognisable by speakers of the English language.
There are people who are pleasant to deal with (or at least it’s pleasant to read their posts, even if you may not like what they’ve posted)…
… and then there’s people like this guy:
i was in the army once.sumtimes wish id stayd in.happy times,well mostly anyway.i wud recomend it to any young person for a career.wages arnt too bad now+u get to do alot of crazy shit u wudnt normally do in civvy st.
oh and goin around shootin shit up is always a bonus in a job profile.lol…
my only advice to you if u do join up is definitely get a trade out of it,ie doctor ,nurse ,tech etc.something that will stand u up if u get out early.thats the mistake i made,i cud of done pretty much anyfin but chose to b an infantry soldier,well i was 16 after all (young,dumb,and all that)
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dont worry about it.people like that r evry whr.alot of em in the army.alot of abuse goes on u just gota keep ur head down and get on with it.
Even with a bit of prompting to not use ’14 year old girl on phone txt tlk-ese’ when posting on a forum, he doesn’t get the message and tells me:
get fukd,dont read it thn fukn child
Now, what I find most amusing about this is that this guy claims to be in his 30s with a few kids. I feel quite sorry for them having such a worthless moron for a father.
For the record, I’m 19, and I can bet my bottom dollar that I’m far less childish than him.
Following his forum ban, I decided to check his tracker profile just to see if his failure extended beyond use of the English language.
It did.
Insulting staff on a forum is an express ticket to ‘Get fucked and never come back’ on the forum side of things, but having a 0.2 ratio at the time of your ticket being issued means a ‘Fuck off and die’ holiday package will most likely be included.
Ello all. My first blog post… EVER!!! (you can think Chiyachan for holding me at knife point!)
I had no idea what to put at first and still don’t to be honest so I’ll think of the title last.
hmm…
Well I have a competition coming up in 2 weeks (in a non disclosed sport in a non disclosed country!) and I’ve been asked to make the music. Now most people who do this have lots of voice overs and cool sound effects to add in. I however don’t… so I guess I’m requesting this from you guys!
Basically…. I want someone with a cool voice to say “Aviator TigerSharks”. A strong American accent is ideal, male or female is fine, but definitely needs attitude and happiness (if that makes sense!) Any takers?? Feel free to upload attempts to some random storage site liek box.net etc and give a little linky here 😉 if you do i may disclose the sport and even put up a video of the comp the voice-over is used in!
Arigato!
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